ENTER OUR CRAP TWATTOO COMPETITION, PRIZES FOR THE WORST TWATTOO'S

THESE ARE TO BE FOUND ON 'DIRTY' DAVE HARRIS, HE EVEN PAID FOR THESE, IF HE DID THEM HIMSELF WE MIGHT HAVE BEEN ABLE TO FORGIVE HIM, BUT AFTER THE FIRST ABORTION HE WENT BACK FOR MORE!

THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE AN EXECUTIONER WITH AN AXE BUT WE THINK IT LOOKS MORE LIKE THE ELEPHANT MAN, AND THE TATTOOIST COULDN'T EVEN SPELL 'NEXT' AND HAD TO GO OVER IT, AND WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT IS ABOVE IT, MAYBE A MOTH?
ANOTHER ONE OF 'DIRTY' DAVES CRIMES AGAINST SKIN ART, THE BRUISE ABOVE LOOKS BETTER THAN THE TATTOO

YOU GUESSED IT 'DIRTY' DAVE HARRIS'S HARRIS

THIS TIME HE GOT DRUNK WITH HIS MATES AND THEY ALL WENT DOWN THE TATTOOIST AND GOT THE PUB NAME (THE BUNCH OF GRAPES COVENTRY) TATTOOED ON THEIR HARRISES

NICE ARSE DAVE?

THIS IS ADAM'S TATTOO OF A COWS SKULL AND 2 STICKS OF DYNAMITE WITH A FRIED EGG ABOVE IT

I WAS SHOCKED TO FIND OUT THIS WEEKEND IS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A HUMAN SKULL, I CAN UNDERSTAND THE IDEA BEHIND IT BUT WHY THE FRIED EGG?
SO IF YOU THINK YOU CAN BEAT 'DIRTY' DAVE THEN SEND IN YOUR PICTURES TO US BY E-MAIL SICKONTHEBUS@AOL.COM OR MAIL THEM TO SOTB, PO BOX 631, BEDFORD, MK40 1ZF, UK.